I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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