I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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