Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
should my penis look like a turkey
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Randomize
