yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Mom said you looked used
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
