Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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