id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
nutella sex= disaster
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
