Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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