I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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