Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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