Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize