scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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