Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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