bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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