is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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