remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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