when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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