My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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