they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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