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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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