This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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