What should our trivia night team be named?
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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