it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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