Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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