Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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