Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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