I need help removing her.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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