Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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