he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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