i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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