I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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