Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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