WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
should my penis look like a turkey
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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