So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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