Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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