I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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