So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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