He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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