but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
and you fell through a lawn chair
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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