are you so shy because you have an std?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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