It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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