Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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