I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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