I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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