she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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