Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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