why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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