That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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