we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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