i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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