What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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