What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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