College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize