is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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