Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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