My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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