Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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